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Hello, Chris. Blue Collar TJ, thanks for taking a break. They blew the lunch horn, and we were able to get this podcast in. Yeah, I mean, I have a 15. I get a half an hour for lunch, so we were able to... I'm trying to take it. Chris is clowning me because I... I would never, Jason. I'm proud of you. It's a proud clown. Yeah. Proud. That I'm out here doing manual labor and home improvements around the house. And, you know, jealousy is a disease that Chris apparently suffers from. Yeah. She's got a bad case of it as well. But, you know, it is basically we've been slowly remodeling the crib. We're on the last legs of finishing painting the whole motherfucker. And I'm just working that trim. And so close. So I'm just kind of like I'm not going to do anything until that's finally done is sort of my goal right now. But you're taking time for this podcast because this pays money, but a friendly tennis match later is not in the cards. Yeah, any extracurricular time is being devoted solely to getting her done. Pulling ourselves up from the bootstraps and getting these home improvement gains. I'm spending time at Lowe's. I'm spending time at Home Depot. The list goes on. It's interesting because I bet you don't even own boots. You got the Wheat Thames on Deckington? Well, luckily, the home improvement work that I am doing does not require a steel-toe boot. I'm painting the exterior trim of the garage door. I'm basically just... You can do that in your flip-flops, as usual. Yeah. All I have to do is put on a shirt that I don't mind getting a little paint and dirt on there. Luckily, they make gloves in an XL size.

Thank God. I'm excited to... Also, the project, like every home improvement project, it's taking longer than anyone anticipated. Whether or not you're a professional or an amateur home TJ, the tool man, should just always take so long. I think me and Bay are both ready to just put it behind us and begin enjoying the fruits of our labor. That's why I live in a hotel. Or you can just do the more sustainable option and live in a hotel. The resale is not as good, but the peace of mind is valuable. I get it. Some people buy a car. Some people lease. It's all good. It's true. Yeah. Should I get a Tesla? I mean, I was having a convo about leasing yesterday with a friend of the pod, Emily Oberg. Hashtag sporty and rich. And I was like, bro, like. she's like the the lease on the range i was like bro lease on the range finna run out soon she's like what am i gonna do like you i know that you're sort of like well if i if you come back to la after your holiday break you know it's not gonna make sense to just rent a car you're gonna have to like figure something out you know do a short-term lease whatever it might be and and she's in the same boat and i'm like yeah like the tesla model y it's It's like not the it's like the mid range one. It's kind of a cross between a sedan and SUV. It's new. It looks like a little it's a little bubbly, but it's not too futuristic. And it's like, you know, it's like forty nine thousand dollars starting price, which is obviously a lot of money. But, you know, when you're when you're used to, you know, pushing the baby mama Benz or a Land Rover, you know, that pales in comparison to a normal sticker price. But. And she was like, what about leasing a Porsche or something? I'm like, yeah, what does that cost? She's like, yeah, like two or three grand a month. I'm like, no, bro. I don't think it's that much. I don't think it's that much. It depends on how much you're putting down. Sure, sure, sure. That's a mortgage right there.

I mean, I keep a mortgage on my wrist, too, but you ain't talking about that. You keep a Kentucky mortgage on your wrist in the form of a coach bracelet that you're wearing. Bitch, do not say I would wear a coach. That's the meanest thing you ever said to me. And not just a coach bag, a coach bracelet, because we're working our way up to a baggie. Do they even make bracelets? That's the question. You tell me, fashionista. They have a full, I'm sure they have a full range of accessories available. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we haven't even gotten into eyewear, bro. No, we haven't. Well, we should, you know, the Grammys did announce their nominations today, and the weekend was snubbed, and I'm hearing rumors that it's Max Martin related. So I just wanted to put that out there. This is Max Martin politics going on? It could be Max Martin politics going on. What did Double M do? What did Maybach Music Max Martin do? Unclear. I think he probably just made too many hits and they're tired of it. I don't know. He just defined a genre sound for a decade and they don't like it. He's turned into the Dallas Cowboys of pop music production. It's like, hey, bro, come on. Give somebody else a chance. It's not even fun to watch you play anymore. exactly let's give industry plant her a chance but he's not out here raping dr luke style he's no no keeping his nose clean i'm under the impression that it's just that yeah that it's some political behind the scenes stuff one of my one of my operatives has informed me um you know i'm very deeply connected in the music business and i hear a lot of things through the grapevine Yeah, yeah, yeah. He not only subscribes to Rolling Stone, but also Alternative Press. The word informed doesn't begin to do justice to Chris's level of intelligence. Unfortunately for us and you guys, the listeners, these photo shoots we've been doing are not for an alternative press cover. So I'm disappointed, Jason, not as much. You might think that they are based on how it looks like two old guys getting the band back together. One might get it confused with a drawbreaker reunion. I'm Dexter and you're noodles, bro. That's the bottom line.

I mean, Dexter does get more bands than my man Noodles, but I think Noodles putting in more work, if you know what I mean. Very possible. Noodles is a fan favorite. He's a known pussy hound. I'll say it. Noodles? Yeah, sure. Noodles is a stick man. What the fuck do you know about noodles' dick game, bro? I'm from Huntington. That's a good point. Is it possible? The video for You Gotta Keep Them Separated was filmed in some random backyard in Huntington Beach and I was like, oh, I know where that is. I was able to identify the neighborhood. that video was filmed in because you really do your tj's name really does ring bells in in huntington oh yeah baby oh yeah so do you think do you think it's possible that you and noodles have have maybe crossed streams absolutely no noodles is like in his 50s he's so you and noodles are not eskimo brothers absolutely not noodles you know i don't i don't know if they if you know i'm sure the offspring played some a lot of concerts that had hardcore bands You know, sharing the bill with straight edge hardcore bands. But I think by and large, they were mostly putting it down in the gutter for, you know, Orange County residents who are into perhaps huffing glue or, you know, breaking and entering in order to supply their now. It's starting to get into a bit of a big deal level of meth addiction, which is kind of where you go. Definitely some breaking and entering tale. Yeah, we're doing B&E to get that little meth baggie. I don't know how much meth costs, but it's not as expensive as cocaine, but it's not as cheap as weed. Is that about right? uh i would say yeah but it lasts longer well depending on how you're doing it i mean hopefully they're they're smoking it you know what i mean like real ones um but yeah so anyway so we got sidetracked but um okay so should we go down the the grammy list or should we wait for our guests to do that what do you think we should wait for our guests probably because that's a lot of uh that's a lot of meat to chew on isn't it

That's a lot of meat to chew on. That's a steak. What did you call a steak that's blackened on the outside but raw on the inside? Black and blue? Black and blue, baby. Okay. I've learned so much about food from Grub Street diet graduate Jason Stewart. Did you read my Grub Street? Yeah, bitch. I read it. I had to hear about it a lot. I read it. And you know what? I'm still proud of you. I'm still glowing like the father that I am. Hell yeah. It's nice to see the whole team glow up in the culinary world. Am I right? Yeah, it's true. I'm going to order the same thing I order three times a week tonight and just glow right on up. Where are you ordering your dinner from tonight? That's Solo Dolo Hotel Room. i'm i'm really into this place organico i'd never heard of it before it's on it's on uber eats but it's a it's a nice simple uh vegetarian light stir fry with some kale some rice uh tofu um you know a light little weeknight thing nice little krishna temple meal for one exactly what i'm going for honestly we don't believe a place that like where salt is optional like you have to write in on the postmates notes if you want them to add salt but but but big development i have secured the sakara life for uh december when i arrive in the a so it's about to be it's about to be slim and trim hours over here at fucking dungeon death project i don't know if they have sakara life in it in georgia Bitch, they ship it. Shut up. I don't know if the general population of Georgia is hot and sexy enough to receive the car life. I mean, that's a strong possibility. But no, I've confirmed it's so much that it's multiple deliveries. So I'm just ready to eat clean and get fit. You know what I mean? I saw Hunter this morning, and because we're counting down, he's doing greatest hits. Hunter, your personal trainer, for those who don't know. He's doing the greatest hits. And I tell you what, I'm hurting already from today. We just really rewound the clock and did some early moves that I've gotten better at. So much like maybe SNL or a talk show, like a late night talk show or a podcast during the holiday break, even your personal trainer will start doing reruns.

Well, no, it's because he just wants to run it back because our time, you know, I'm going to take a two-month break, and he's going to have to be programming my plan, you know, via phone. But luckily, I've secured some Olympic rings. I have kettlebells. And, you know, Atlanta, everything's open anyway, so we're good money. Well, it's nice that you've been able to still find a way to support. local independent business during this time of COVID. So that's cool. No cab. Hunter has changed my life. I think I'm never going to join a gym again. I think this is my new life. I'm glad that you will be able to use the Saqqara Life product in order to... Finally, start eating clean and working out and getting your life on track. I don't know if I can do another Dairy Queen session with you, Chris. It's about time. I tried to do it. Your family and friends tried to do it. Nobody could convince you to start eating healthy. You had to literally pay somebody. Some people who are on that push-me-to-the-edge-I'm-about-to-break level, sometimes you have to have a third party. who's not personally related to you to hold you accountable. It's true. Luckily, we'll be able to turn that ship around and get those snap pea crisps snatched out of your hand. Get those 7-Eleven hot dogs, Adios, get the Buffalo Wild Wings membership card cut in half and flush down the toilet. Revoked. I think I'm going to – yeah, we'll see. I think the holiday is for me. I see some of you guys out there eating, laying on the couch, you know what I'm saying, watching TV. We ain't doing that over on this side. No, no, no. This is a time to lay low and get even more shredded, wouldn't you say, TJ? Yeah, by sanding woods, different woods. Honestly, that's fine. Whatever you got to do. I don't like this narrative of the holidays being a time to just let go of all reality. It's not smart. Well, it's not smart, but here's what my game plan has been. We're going to call our guests in a minute, but my game plan has been every year, no matter what happens, no matter what I do during the holiday season, and we'll see if this changes during COVID where socializing will be cut down to a minimum.

Unless we go to Pasadena. But every holiday season, I always pack 10 pounds on because there's all these holiday parties. Do you actually? Do you actually? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But since I'm so long, lean, tall, and mean, I could gain 10 pounds. I could lose 20 pounds. I can gain 15. I could lose a little 20. And not a single person in my life would be able to tell the difference. My life partner who sees my dumb little ass butt naked every single day. would not notice if I gained or lost 15 pounds at any time. I'm going to start paying attention. Now, before every podcast, I'm making you strip down and I'm doing a little once-over to see what the weight is looking like. Well, we can do weigh-ins. What if we did weigh-ins before the podcast? I would rather do weigh-ins before the podcast instead of doing a full butt-naked FaceTime sesh. No, just a light cavity search. You know, nothing crazy. I just want to make sure everything's legit over there. A little pop under the hood. Yeah, just a little, you know, just a little look-see. Okay, well, so my game plan, knowing that I'm going to gain this weight because I'm eating the cookies, I'm drinking the mulled wines, we're all having a lot of sweet treats. It's cold. We're not really working out. We're going to the hot party. It's not cold, and we are working out. It's colder. I'm talking about me personally. Oh, okay. So I just get a little too skinny for the rest of the year. I see. And then I look at holiday season as it's time to bulk up. I need to put a little bit of weight on for the holidays. I see. So you're using the holiday season as the classic dirty bulk. Okay. I'm not mad at that. Maybe that's a smart use of the time. It's a holiday bulk. So, you know, I'm still intermittent fasting. I'm not eating any solid foods before, say, 5 o'clock. But before 5, it's a lot of eggnog. Full fat. Oh, God. All right, Chris. Well, we're going to give our guests a call. I just realized that she says she ain't got an iPhone, so I don't know how we're going to face that. Remember? She said that when we... Oh, yeah. So we might have to hit the Google chat or some shit, but...

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They're not afraid to say what they want to say, brother. Yeah, Rupert ain't sniffing around in what journalists Kai Wright and Carter Sherman are up to over there at Stateside. But yeah, listen wherever you get your podcasts. You can watch it on YouTube. It's three times a week. And who couldn't use more news? Especially when it's not from here, let's say. Give it a listen. Give it a listen. Welcome, HowLongGoners. We just had a really difficult technical issue with our guest, Bianca Sia. Welcome to the show. Bianca, unfortunately, has something she wants to share with you guys off-rip. What kind of phone do you use? First of all, I use a Samsung 20, okay? So check that. Was it free? Someone bought it. Oh, damn! So you're saying... So you're saying it ain't tricking if you got it to whoever this man is. No, I'm joking. Someone bought it. Wait. No, listen, you guys. Now, this is a reversal. Because let's be real. FaceTime audio is not on the cutting edge of technology. We don't claim to be on the cutting edge of technology. We just like what's easy. Why are you hating on my Android? Because we all know that Android is some broke boy shit. Show me the lie. Ew, no it's not. You guys, it has features. It's not a J. Cole album. It has features. Okay, you know what I can do? I can be on Instagram and texting on the same screen. Split screen. Is yours going to do that? No, that is true. I cannot do that. I'm not saying that's not a flex, but do you need that? No, but... This is the reason why people hate on Androids. It's because they gave us a very ugly hue of green text bubble. Are you an Android stan from day one? Oh, hardcore. I had an iPhone and it was junk. Junk science behind it. Okay, Bianca, are you a PC user? No, I'm on an Apple. Are you on the Acer laptop right now?

She got a gamer console at the crib in North Hollywood. Lenovo for life. I just want to tell you guys that now, first of all, why are you hiding your beautiful faces? I've been doing yard work and painting and stuff like that. So I'm unshowered. I'm nasty. I woke up like this and this is bad. I look great, and you saw my face, but I have to charge my phone because you took so long to get this going that it's dying. Wow, that sounds like an Apple battery issue. Yeah, Chris, you walked into that one. That's a good Samsung big up. That's true. The battery life isn't great. I'm not going to defend something that's not good. That's fine. I'll take that hit. If you have a full battery on a Samsung and you put it into ultra power saving mode, your phone lasts for 24 days. What? 24 days? 24 days. I need some proof. You need to show me. Send me a YouTube video. I got the receipts. I have received. So when you were lost at sea, you were able to still text. That's also a point. So you've basically flexed on us with two features that absolutely don't matter. Okay, well, yeah. What I would say is that further cements and solidifies the Android as the ultimate homeless person's phone because only a homeless person would need to keep it. Keep the battery going for 24 days because we don't know when the next time we're going to pull up to the ARCO station and charge the phone on the low. You know what I'm saying? Homeless Hive stand up. Give me a Sinclair. Give me a Sinclair station. Don't give me ARCO. Damn. This is real Cali hours right now. Go ahead, please. I need you to know that I sang a Mike Jones song in my head to your...

to your phone numbers when I was trying to FaceTime you. And now you guys, I know your phone numbers by heart. You're the only phone numbers I know by heart. And if I go to jail. Wow. So you use the Jones method to memorize our phone numbers. Three, two, three. Blank, blank, blank. Blank, blank, blank. Six. Oh, damn. She really does know. She really do know. I do. I was upset that actually. during this process because Jason, who I talk to every fucking day, doesn't know my phone number. Made me text him my phone number. I'm like, bitch, it's in your phone. It should be in your head. How do you not know my number? I literally have my mom's cell phone number memorized. I don't know my brother's phone number. I don't know my girlfriend's phone number because we don't have to have it memorized. Those people aren't going to help you. You know who's going to bail you out of jail and it's going to be me. That is a good point. Bottom line. Nobody got money except me. Now you guys have to bail me out of jail because I know your numbers. I'll bail you out. I'll bail you out. How long gone? Use the promo code howlonggone when signing up for Aladdin bail bonds to receive 20% off your first. Bianca caught a bid. We did sign a Spotify deal, so we're pretty flush right now as far as bail money. We don't need to put the Tesla up as collateral, you dig? Jason's suburban home is going to be just fine with this. I've listened to you on your podcast a bunch of times. You said that you've listened to this podcast before. I was surprised to hear that. I'm always surprised. You guys have had on people I know, so I'm like, oh, cool. Oh, well, who do you know? Let's go ahead and hear some names here. It better be cool ones. Okay, the last one I listened to is Trevor's. Trevor's a good friend of mine. Trevor. How do you know Trevor? Are you a Bitcoin dark web daddy? I know Bree. like dark web daddy trevor i'm like i've been in la for so long so i mean i have a bottle rat i haven't met like temp temp spaces temp spaces too i haven't met a girl in la that doesn't know trevor

Ew, that's rude. Don't group me in. My girlfriend knows Trevor. I'm not saying that you guys have had relations or anything like that. It's just he has a lot of female friends in and out of the Bitcoin space right now. I don't think the Bitcoin space has many female. There have to be some Bitcoin baddies out there. I feel like you guys can find them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you know Trevor. Who else? Who else do you know? What other? How else did I? Don't put me on the spot. Damn, I said one. No, that's good. We've had a lot of members of the comedy community, even though I hate the comedy community, against my will. Oh, my God. I hate it, too. Please tell me. Wait, tell me which comedians you've had on. Who have we had on? We had... Brandon Wardell, Whitmer Thomas. We had Yasser Lester. These are white people. Yasser, that's so funny. I know. Yasser is a hilarious guy. I love him. Actually, they were all good because they didn't have to do stand-up. That's the part that's not funny. They're very charismatic. That's the part that's not funny. Ow, hater. That's me. I love it. I guess I'm always surprised when I hear other people listening to our podcast. Not for any reason, but just... It's a good podcast. Thank you. We have listeners, obviously, but we're not a massive thing. So when somebody's like, oh, I've heard of it, I'm like, oh, wow, that's cool. And if someone's like, oh, I've listened to it, I'm like... Wait, what? That's a whole different thing. I don't know, Jason. Oh, man. What do you think about me? Because we say some bad stuff. Bad stuff. You guys are bad boys sometimes. I don't think that... I would say, Jason, what do you think? Half the guests have heard the podcast before? Yeah, I would say so. About half the guests have... Really? Yeah, some guests are like, honestly, I've never... Who are you guys? Someone said, I only agreed to do this show when I was drunk, and I guess here we are.

But that makes for a more interesting conversation sometimes. Yeah, I don't even think that's bad. I don't know if I personally would agree to do something without at least listening to 20 minutes. You know what I mean? I think I would do a little bit of research. That's how people get caught up in that. What's that one girl's Z-Way? They'll be like, sure, yeah. And they're like, oh, shit. I made a horrible mistake. Agreeing to do that is crazy to me. It's insane. It's insane. Yeah, I mean, it's great entertainment, but agreeing to do it is just like, what are you going to gain from this? Wait, what if How Long Gone is just you two inviting black people on and doing it, pulling a Z-Way? A reverse Z-Way? I don't think that would work very well for us. Name five Jack Johnson songs right now, bitch. What's your favorite mayonnaise? Sitting, waiting, wishing. What's your favorite mayonnaise? What brand ketchup do you use, bitch? Yeah, I mean, Z-Way hasn't really, like, right when quarantine started, she was really popping. And now, I guess I haven't seen her on my algorithm or something. She got the Showtime deal. She got the Showtime deal. She scares me a little, so. She got a TV show, guys. She's probably saving it for the fucking big screen. Yeah, she got a Showtime deal. Yeah, but it's a Showtime, you know. It's only Showtime. That's where podcasts go to die. No shade. Can I tell you? Big shade. Jason, you talk about your algorithm a lot. You think so? Yeah, he does. He's a freak. Yeah, what's up with the algo? I think you shortened it. You made a shorthand. I've been hanging out with Trevor too much. I'm saying words like algo. Oh, that's so funny. But I mean, the algo fascinates me sometimes because when I'm looking at my Twitter feed. what that algo do when i'm looking at my twitter or my instagram i'll be like i'll stumble i'll be like sometimes i'll go in i'll like clean up who i'm following i'll be like damn i'm following a lot of people there has to be some like god

There has to be some courtesy follows from four years ago or a restaurant or something that went out of business or they haven't posted in five years so I can clean it up and get my ratio looking good. And I'll go through and be like, oh, I forgot about this person. I used to be friends with them. Their stories would pop up on my phone every time I opened my phone. And for whatever reason... They don't pop up anymore. I don't see them on my grid, and it's just out of sight, out of mind, and I wonder why did Big Zuck decide to remove this person from my digital life compared to some other thoughts that I follow, you know? Yeah, I was about to say, the pruning is... Always be pruning. Unfortunately, my ratio is fucked up, and I've just come to terms with that. Oh, yeah. Sometimes it goes... It butterballs. It butterballs. Butterball? Why do you got to bring up turkey before Thanksgiving? You know we hate that holiday. Look, we're both recovering fat people, and how dare you use those words? Yeah, not in this house, sweetie. I meant it as an usher, like, well, we butterballed into you. Wait, does Usher say butterball on that song? Oscar said butterball? What does he mean by butterball? He says... Make you wanna lead a wanna with. And he goes like, da-da-da, but my love butterballed into you. Yeah, he says butterballed, you guys. No, he does not. Let me, you, there's no way that Oscar. This might be, is this a Mandela effect going on? Be the one. Did you really listen? Usher, be the one. Does he, butterball? No, it's start a new relationship with you. Yeah. No, dude, go down. I'm not looking at the lyrics. I'm coming off Dome as an ATL resident. I know all Oscar songs. Your Dome has a crack in it. I'm looking at the lyrics and I see Sway. I do not see the word Butterball mentioned. Leave the one I'm with and start a new relationship with you. This is what you do.

I think about her ringing all the things. Are you trolling us? I think you're trolling us. Oh, see, I told you. I'm right. Mina, look. It says, it says, it says, what, what sad is that I love, but I've all been to you. What does that mean? Is that on the bridge? Ew, I don't know. Maybe it's a run. Is it a run? Don't start talking like you're in the industry. Don't start talking like you're the dream. Okay, calm down. You're Mariah Carey. Oh, yeah, she did a nice little run. Her voice could open a garage door. The only run we talk about is a 5K, and that's it. 5K? No, a little more than that. But, yeah, it is. I mean, I don't think we're not able to say. You know, we were talking about before, you know, since it took us 45 minutes to get you on the phone, we had a lot of time. He's spicy today. Someone else couldn't get it. Someone else couldn't get on the Google Hangouts. Ahem. Ahem. Don't come for them jeans like that. I'll defend him with my life. You guys, all that matters is that we're online now. Yo, pull up. I'm in K-Town. I'm in K-Town. Pull up. I don't go to K-Town unless it's for any legal bar. Where are you? Where are you? don't worry about where i'm at chris doesn't chris doesn't like korean food the way that i love korean food i sadly don't but well i think it's because it's fried chicken is such an important part of it and i can't have that or i don't eat that so i think that's you know i don't like the way that sounds there's so much there's galbi gym no no of course i do i do love the but he but chris chris is a is like basically vegan so There's not a whole lot that he can suck down on Wilshire. I always pronounce that dish wrong, so I try to order it. Say it again. The only Asian food that Chris eats is Mr. Chow. It's going to be a long road. Don't forget about Nobu, bro. Come on. Mr. Chow's made me vomit projectiles. Yo, trash ass food.

I'm going to hang up this phone. That's your fault. You probably did something wrong. I did nothing wrong. I went to Dine LA. I went to Mr. Chow's. I got the orange chicken. And then I was driving down Melrose. And it was really bad because... It was like a family of Hasidics, and they were walking, and I couldn't hold it, and I got out of the car and vomited in front of them, and it was bright orange. How many martinis did you have, though, at dinner? Oh, I had one drink, but here's the thing. Who are you with? Okay, this is gross, but because I had just recently ate it, it tasted good. Oh, no, I'm hanging up. No, we don't do any gross out stuff on this podcast. Bianca, you are a certified freak. You are certified. Certified. So you're the type of freak that will pull over on Melrose, throw up orange chicken in front of a bunch of Hasidic Jews, worry that they are judging you and saying, like, is she throwing up at the side of me and my religion? And then at the very end of it, you're like, at the very end, you're like, Mmm, do taste good, though. Damn. Delissimo. I've always had a good experience with Mr. Chow. I just went there recently with Jason, and I do like other food that is not from Mr. Chow. Look, I mean, throwing up after a meal is always a W if you ask me, but hey, if it ends up tasting good as well on top of that, that's nothing but bonus. I thought you were supposed to chew the food to taste it and then spit it out, not actually throw it up. I'm so confused. Bianca, are you a slow eater or a fast eater? Because you're talking a slow hive right here. We've got to work on that. You guys, let's go get lunch. Chris wolfs them down like you do, but I go real slow. Giraffe style. Giraffe style. Thanks to Governor Newsom, restaurants are closed tomorrow. I didn't mean now. K-Town's still open though. We all know that. Oh yeah, and I got my spots. We can go to an indoor bar right now and smoke safe. Are you talking about my indoor bar? Don't say the name. Probably.

I've been there during this. Are you talking about the rooftop patio spot, Bianca? No. No, I'm talking about the one. You're talking about real shit like you do an indoor, indoor. Bianca, are we talking about the one that's near a 7-Eleven maybe? Shut up. Bianca, do you have COVID right now because you'd be eating indoors all this time? First of all, you will not shame me. You will not COVID shame me. I have antibodies. Oh, okay. That's all you need. I'm selling my blood. 10K a pint. This family and friends discount. Where were you? Were you in New York? No, I got sick because I'm from San Jose, Santa Clara, Silicon Valley. 408 for the South Bay. Wow, that's a lot of words I didn't understand. Continue. Shout out to all my UX designers. Stand up. Chris is a, he's a fast chewer, but he's a slow learner. Okay. Okay. Okay. You guys are killing me. So apparently there was an outbreak there. It was one of the first places there was an outbreak in December of last year. So I was there for Christmas. I go to Mexico City for New Year's, my last day of Mexico, violently ill. So of course I'm going to assume. You had some crickets on the salad at that good spot, didn't you? You got a case of Montezuma's Revenge. Very, very vengeful, that bitch. And then I stopped, and then we flew in. Because I usually, if I'm going to fly in Mexico, I fly in and out of Tijuana. Oh, okay. Pro tip. Yeah, pro tip. The airport's great, and they have a lounge. Is that because we're boofing Oxys, and they're a little more chill? How does that work? The Zannies are a penny apiece, so I'm sure you're bringing back a couple hundred. I got a guy at TJTSA.

I actually go to Tijuana like once every few months. Oh, really? Yeah, to buy pills. To cop up. You guys. No, I just like Tijuana. That's cool. What do you do there? Yeah, I mean. What's there not to do? Oh, my God. There's so many, like, microbreweries. There's so much good. There's so many good restaurants. There's a lot of wine there that I've been hearing. This sounds like white people have ruined it, is what it sounds like to me. No, no. The contrary. So what happened was that it was so catered to whites and underage, annoying whites. And when the cartel started acting up. All the people were, all the parents were like, you can't go into Mexico. So the tourism took a dive. So all these terrible Tijuana bars that catered to American kids now lost their tourism. And now they started catering to Mexican youth. So now it's like tight because. Oh, that's interesting. So before they're sort of like Bryce at San Diego States, mom was like, no, Bryce, you cannot turn up anymore. And because of the travel advisory, it was like the first time it was a warning, like a severe warning because of the cartel beef on the border. So white kids stopped going. So then they just catered to young Mexican kids. And now it's really cool. It's really cool. That's actually, I had no idea. And how far is that from LA? Two and a half hours. Yeah, a couple hours. I've never been. Take a trip. I mean, unfortunately, yeah, I probably will. No, I'm not scared. I love going to new and foreign places. He's definitely scared. He definitely will not enjoy it. No, well, it's just, I don't drink, so it's kind of like there's nothing to do. No, you don't need to drink. Yeah, but they don't have any quinox there. Oh, Lord. Chris does like eating a little churro. 5K. I do love a churro. I do like churro. Churrito. So I went to Ensenada, and I got this place called La Guerrense. Have you ever heard of it? It's like the most amazing. Ceviche tostadas. Do you speak Espanol? I speak Espanol, but I speak German in Farsi. What? You're fluent in Farsi? Because I'm half Persian and Colombian Panamanian, so I'm okay in those things, and I learn German, so I'm fluent in German. We've got to talk about Persian food. Are you eating Persian food? Yeah, are you kidding me?

This is Jason's favorite subject. Jason, you know, I'll stop what I'm saying. I'll stop what I'm saying. No, Chris, don't stop what you're doing because you're about to ruin. We'll talk offline about the gourmet sabzi. Don't worry. Oh, shut up. Wait, what do you eat? What do I eat? Gourmet sabzi. Tadig? Gourmet sabzi? Yes. I was like, this is a Persian girl. Oh my God. That's so funny. What's your mom's kitchen game like though? My mom's Panamanic Colombian. So she's fantastic. And then my dad side, like he doesn't cook, but my... In Colombia, they have those big-ass plantains where they flatten them out and then fry them. I had those when I was in Bogota. It was a wild meal. Yeah, it's wild. I lived in Panama. I've been to Iran, which was wild. I actually really want to go to Iran. I don't really know if it's nice for you right now. I got the hookup. It ain't nice for me there. I went to Iran and they didn't know me. I have an old boss. I actually have a lot of experience in the Persian culture because my first boss and his family that I was really close with, they're Persian. What are your impressions of Persian people? I will not do an impression. I cannot get canceled right now. I have too much going on. I love it. I love the food. I love the holidays. I always had a good experience. We're still friends. We talk all the time. I like that Persian people, the family is very emphasized. The whole family turns up. I like how much Persian people like enjoying expensive tequila and then just dancing around the living room. The food is lit. Yes, oh my God. You know what? I don't know if there's any downsides. I low-key enjoy a hookah every now and again. Yeah, we call it a galiun. Galiun? Yeah, galiun. Like if they do the back, the hangy throat, galiun. Galiun.

Wait, is your current girlfriend? No, no, no. This is a girlfriend from a long time ago. Oh, so you're bringing up old shit. Okay. Well, you know, the Persian culture has stuck with me mostly as it pertains to food. It really has, though. I feel like this came up with Rostam, the music producer and songwriter. He's Persian as well, so I had to listen to this bullshit for another 20 minutes on that episode. It's just one of those things where if somebody is familiar with Persian food and you tell them, oh, I'm familiar with Persian food, they're like, what the fuck? They don't believe it. It's weird. It's like a novel thing. Yeah, every time I go get Persian food and I say the... Name of the food correctly. Everybody thinks I dated a Persian guy. I'm like, no, I'm Persian. You are Persian? No. What? What? No. I'm like, okay. I don't know. Nobody thinks I'm what I am. Even when I was in Panama, they were like, Dominicana? I'm like, no, I'm you, people. I'm you. I'm you. You, people. So you do a podcast with a white guy, and everyone knows who that person is and how white they are. Who is it? That's Neil Brennan. But I was just thinking, we do this podcast three episodes a week. Usually we have a guest on. That's so many, you guys. I know, right? We're crazy. You know what I'm saying? It's crazy. You don't even know how to troubleshoot an Android user. Oh, so sad. We tried to have poor people on the podcast, but I guess we slipped up today. I'm literally going to dox you and refine where you live. I'm going to take a photo and I'm going to judge. Watch out because Android users know how to dox really well. That's a good point. I dox people. That's a good point. They do have those MS-DOS desktops that are really able to get in there. The Doogie Howser? The Doogie Howser? I got the Doogie Howser. But what I was trying to get at is do you ever – like the podcast that you do, you guys never really have guests on. It's just the two of you only talking the same time always over and over again. Do you miss having – Ew, are you a fan?

Of course I'm a fan, but I'm just saying I've been on both sides of it because we do one episode a week where it's just the two of us and it's very different than when there's a guest on and there's like a left brain and a right brain and like one time you're like, I'm going to say my shit and then the other time you're kind of catering more, trying to learn more about the guests. Do you wish that you had more guests on or do you like what you're doing now? It depends because Neil had the champs and... When he was on The Champs with him and Moshe Kasher and DJ Doug Pound, they had guests all the time. He was like a pioneer in terms of podcasts. That was OG. That's a very early podcast. That was one where there was a podcast of white guys and they would only have black people on as the guests. essentially there's some some whites snuck in but yeah for the most part it's mostly mostly black people and they had to it was a lot of bookings a lot of scheduling and at that time a lot of people didn't know what the fuck a podcast was so they had to explain it and i think he just got fatigued on that and so when we first started out people were like what the fuck it's just them um but now they people just think they know us They feel like they know us, you know, so it works. And when we have a guest on, we've only had Blake Griffin and Chris Rock. Damn. Well, it must be nice. But that's it. And all the episodes. So usually we interview them, but I told Neil, they should just do our podcast with us next time. You know, like go through the topics. Right. Yeah. Be there the whole time instead of like, we're going to do our things. And now we're going to cut to camera B where Blake Griffin is going to. be interviewed for half an hour well it's also like i mean if you're getting people that are that famous like we know blake griffin we know chris rock like there's not going to be any new information uncovered it's like more fun just to hang out with them yeah exactly but because we don't have because they're also neil's friends and we don't have a lot of guests we just naturally like divert to them but i think the next guest we have on will probably do something different do you guys like having guests or is it a pain in the ass

Like me. I love doing both. Once you get tired of talking to a guest, then you can go to just the one-on-one and then vice versa, back and forth. Are you tired of talking to me? Absolutely not yet. i think it's i'm just kidding i think that no i mean i think that when the the real one-on-one thing the beauty of it is logistically how simple it is that's kind of the appeal you know what i mean is it's like you just do it if the time changes or something it's not a big deal but with guests you know it's a whole thing and and and um i like i book the guests and i like it like i think it's fun that doesn't the scheduling and like calendar shit doesn't weirdly doesn't bother me um So I think it's just two sides of the same coin. I think they serve each other. Whereas I hate doing that part. And that was always the most annoying part about podcasting. So then I can just do all the other stuff. And it's a great yin and yang relationship. So you do tech? Yeah, I come from an EDM background. So I know how to plug in all the wires. And I make the artwork and upload it. I'm kind of like the front facing. the celebrity face i would say you're front of the house you're front of the house and i'm the i'm the troll in the back i'm making a big old pot of beans in the back and i'm saying don't look at my face don't I let him out sometimes to talk to certain guests, so you should feel lucky today that you got to interface with TJ. But I am in the middle of a little bit of a glow-up, so watch this space. Yeah, watch this space. BTS might turn FTS, is all I'm saying. I've put Jason on my back and carried him with me for years, so I think that he's getting his just due, really. Have you guys ever been in a fight? Honestly, no. Not really. Jason, I don't think we have. We've probably been in one or two little baby tips here and there, but not a real fight fight, I think, which is pretty... I guess I don't really... I think Chris and I are both... You wouldn't fight. You wouldn't fight. I mean, we're not talking about a fist fight. I know. I'm like, whoa, Chris.

You don't want the smoke, bitch. You don't want the smoke. Spicy today. Chris always wants hands with me, and I always politely. I say we're not doing closed fists. We're only doing open. No, but we're both the kind of person that won't ever let a friendship get to the point where it's going to be like, I'm not talking to you for a month type shit. I don't really have that with any friends at all ever. Same. Thank God. We're also older now, to be honest. I think if we were in our mid-20s, it'd be different. And we were hungover and shit would seem more dramatic than it is. But I think when you get older, it's just like, oh, this is like we're actually friends and this is actually business. So we have to take it seriously and be level-headed about it. But even when we were younger, we were not about the drama even back then. No, we weren't. We were about getting lit. and listening to music. Yeah, we don't play no games. We're not about the drama. All we want to do is just, you know, do drugs and have a giggle. Exactly. Well, okay, let's do it. Starting now. One, two, three, go. You're like, when does the giggling part start? If you go to your front door and open your door, we've sent you a package. There's some poppers, some methamphetamine, a full syringe. An enema. Oh, okay. Let's do it. I get wet. It's promethazine time. So actually, speaking of drugs, I was listening to a recent podcast and your ass was off an ayahuasca beam. Is that correct? I was an ayah. Did you find your stuff? I definitely lost my mind. And then we did it. Where were you, first of all? Chris Rock's house. Oh, wow. I don't know if that's the environment that's going to make me comfortable. In Los Angeles, though? I might rip my clothes off. I might scream some shit. I might smash a window. Start crying. I don't want Rock to see any of that. Well, he felt it first.

and i didn't feel anything for a while we had a really i mean you if you heard the podcast but basically we had i don't you know i don't like white shaman i've determined i want a shaman of the earth i want a strong cheekbone and asiatic brown asiatic so you had a you had a you had a cracker ass shaman and i'm kind of with you on that i'm kind of with you on that that's just not what we do Well, we can shaman other things, but not like a spiritual ayahuasca journey. Exactly. It felt very – like I want a flat-faced brown Inca. I don't want to – You want an Inca-type beat. I get that. His name was very – like I won't say his actual name, but it was similar to – Skyler. No. You had John giving you an ayahuasca ceremony? Having the name Skylar, it's a little bit of a tough putt, but I know a couple cool Skylars. No, you don't. There's not one on Earth. Deadass. He's good-looking, too. Damn, that's fucked up, actually. If you're Skylar and you're hot, then you're either on TikTok or you're just lucky. Yeah, it was like Dylan, Skyler, just where you're like a not very respectable name in terms of the spirituality. So I took one, I took a dose. So it's like a drink, like a tea kind of? It's like a shot. Yeah, it's like a root mixed with another thing and they mix it. And it basically keeps, it's like the vine of the ayahuasca tree. It basically blocks all your inhibitors, I think. So DMT. Runs like rampant. Release your inhibitions. No, it doesn't release your inhibitions. It's not some sex drug. Look, inhibitions don't have to be sexual. Okay, sorry. Ew, Chris, relax. We're talking about Persian food. Be quiet.

So I didn't feel anything. And then Rock was like, drugs are like vampires. You got to invite them in. And I was like, this is scaring me way more. And I didn't feel it. And then he's in a blink and he's like, let them in. Let the vampires in. So then I took a second dose. And that's when I was in. Like a bad 60s movie. Like the tilt screen swirls. Like, whoa, I feel funny. And everything was swirling. I was like, oh, I feel so hot. And then it was a really. I don't feel so good, Mr. Rock. And then it was like the Willy Wonka part where he's like, round and round. You know, they're on the boat. They're like, hey, Wonka, let us off. We're scared. So you had a 60s style film and television ayahuasca journey. Like super imposed, like zoom in, out. And I lost my mind. And I apparently was the only one hallucinating. Everyone else is funny. And I was like. Hold on. I'm sorry, Bianca. How big was the group? Five of us. Okay, so small. So you're the only one who caught Vigies is what you're saying. No, so I wasn't. I was the only one hallucinating. So all of your senses as a human being, all of mine were hallucinating. Feel, touch, sight. What that nose do. I don't know. So like everything, like you were smelling shit, hearing shit, seeing shit, feeling shit. It was all wild. That didn't happen. That was not happening in real life. So, but then you could like go pee. It was very weird. And it lasts, what, like four or five hours or something? So it's supposed to last four hours. Mine lasted eight and a half. The shaman was like trying to go. Skylar was like, usually everyone should be done by now. And I'm like, no, stop, please. Like I'm like rolling around. And so he stayed for a long time.

uh i think he stayed double time because i was i was i was like look i'm trying to finish up uh season four of the crown if we could kind of wrap this whole thing up i i have like a meeting with my agent the coffee bean on hillhurst if you could just like i got it i can't be late sweet greens almost yeah i'm actually curious to i'm definitely curious to do i have a lot of friends who have done it my um how to dress well who has been on the show before he i think he's like He's done it a bunch of times, and he's part of a collective of people that will do it, where you rent a big house and have a chef for the weekend, and it's like a whole type of midsummer head-ass type thing going on. Midsommar? Yeah, it was weird when we finished. Sorry, go ahead. When we finished, everyone was like, I could do that again. I was like... Dude, I went to hell. I went to hell. I thought I was in hell, and this is what happens. And you actually could live your life. It doesn't matter. It's randomly selected. And I went to hell, and I was in hell for a lot of it. So I didn't understand the, like, let's do it again. I'm like, I don't ever want to go back there. You're like, this wasn't good. It wasn't. Two thirds, really great. One third, the most terrifying thing I've ever experienced in my life. And that last third was probably three hours of pure hell. It was like, take all your... Do you feel changed though? So at first I was scared. I thought I probably like unlocked, like after I was done, not when I was on it. When I was done, I was so creeped out by the things I... I thought, I thought I, I thought I was going to become like, I'm going to like kick off schizophrenia or something. I was like, no, no, no, that was not normal. I am scared of myself. And then I Googled it and then it's like, I had the most normal, like basic bitch experience. Um, so it's fine, but it took like a week.

and then feel to feel good again you mean or to feel something to to notice like i was really creeped out by my experience the last part of it and so it took a week for it to kind of just settle down but once it settled down i didn't have anxiety i don't have like massive amounts of anxiety at all but i didn't have like normal things people have like sadness anxiety fears intrusive thoughts any doubt that just is a part of you like cheer up or like don't you know let those thoughts get you down gone didn't even couldn't even get in like couldn't attach to my brain um and i have like mild ocd i've always had it and i don't have ocd anyone and and this and this is still You're still experiencing that. At a certain point, do you think that will wear off and you'll have to do another hit? Or this is like, I'm changed for life? I don't. So I do think intrusive thoughts are these, they're habits and they create like neuropathways in your brain. So it's like, oh, I'm going to go do this thing. And then you have maybe a self-doubt thought or whatever. And that voice can be loud, but then you can like tune it out. Or once you start doing it, anxieties fall off. And there's just no way for the thought to attach. I don't know how to explain it. Right, right, right. It's got nothing to grab onto. No, there's no path for it to walk for me to even be like, don't listen to it. So the bridge into your brain was destroyed by Hurricane Ayahuasca. Yeah, the levy broke. And I think if you don't... encourage those thoughts i do think they kind of die off you know so i hope that muscle can atrophy in a good way so that's exactly and i guess like it's supposed to sort of be difficult when you do ayahuasca because like you might have some real demons to work out and i didn't have demons so i think it just really and i would say i i would never say i suffer from anxiety or i have debilitating like i could i'm fine

And it still found something to improve. Stop flexing on us. Okay, sorry. We have a lot of problems on this podcast. Both of our lives are constantly living hell. Yeah, so I would encourage it, but... It was a little strange, I'm going to be honest. Jason, this sounds right up your street, to be honest. Yeah, I would absolutely love to do this. Would you recommend doing it with a life partner or without a life partner? Is this something you do on your own or is this a we're holding hands type shit? I'll tell you this, I didn't notice Chris Rock was there 99% of the time. Okay, that's big. Yeah, I was so in my own thing. I meant like, it sounds so fucking hippy-dippy. I'm not crunchy, I'm cool, but I meant like ancestors. You can be crunchy and cool. You meant ancestors? Damn. Yeah, like aunties I never met before. Okay, you lost me. You lost me on this one, but continue. No, I know, but I'm not like, that's not coming from like, trust me, you're a Gemini, typical Libra. I'm not trying to convince you. I'm just telling you what happened to me. And I had weird thoughts that I never thought of before. It's a lot. But basically, I don't know. Neil is a devout atheist, and now he believes in God. Damn, that's actually dark. That makes me not want to do it even more than I already did. Right. Well, you know, I guess you could make that God whatever you want it to be. No, it's not like Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just weird. You know what it is? It's a higher power energy. Look, and here's the thing. I don't know if it's really that or it's just the effect of the drug, right? But there's a voice that talks to you. Sorry to creep you out. And it kind of works you through shit. Like a narrator.

Hold on. Was it Chris Rock's voice or a regular voice? No, but at one point I thought we died. Do you remember that video? Remember that video where the cop takes the drugs off the kids and he smokes it with his wife and he calls 911 and he's like, I think we're dead. We died. It's classic. Top 10 911 calls, baby. Right, exactly. It was like that, but you accepted that we died. It was complete, full hallucination. I died, and Chris Rock is also here. He's dead. Yeah, and so basically the shaman, we call him a camp counselor. The camp counselor was like, guys, I did the mixture wrong, and I'm sorry to say this, but we died. And everyone's like, what? And he's like, no, we died. The counselor himself also thought that you died. He, no, he died. We all died. Because he was like, look, do you notice how it's really late? It's like the sun should be coming up, but the sun hasn't risen. Like we're here forever. We're stuck. We died. I'm sorry. And I was like, oh my, this was a full hallucination. So I saw this and I heard it, but it didn't happen. So then the only time Chris Rock became Chris Rock to me was he looked at the council. He's like, He's like, you mean you killed Chris Rock? And then Neil was like, buddy, I got to sue you. Someone's going to sue you. So that was kind of scary. But for the most part, I think ayahuasca, I did not know what I was getting into. I had no idea about it. I thought it was just going to be some visual shit. It was a mind, body, soul experience that I regretted. for probably a week after because it was just too frightening and and then i noticed the mind benefits and they're it's invaluable so i don't know i mean i'm definitely curious i gotta say um i think you have to kind of mentally work yourself up to a position where you're ready to get it popping now

yeah or just rip the band-aid off and don't think i was gonna say i think it's like jumping to the pool in the deep end or think about it for a year have you ever done in between have you done the sensory deprivation tank like float tank before not to get too roby no have you yeah i've done it before but it has i had a similar kind of vibe where i just got floored with like uh to me it was like a like a speed train Like I was sitting in front of a train track and there's a train hauling ass going 500 miles an hour. And each train car was like an old repressed memory that I had forgotten about from my childhood. And it was just like forcing me to, you know, have all that resurfaced. And at the time I was like, this is hell. I fucking hate this. And then like a day after that, I was like, this is bad. But then you kind of feel like, you know, the effects of knocking those cobwebs loose a little bit. emptying the recycle bin of your mind it was painful but then when you're done you're like oh this is there is it is a benefit at the end it's just really no 100 like there's but everyone's is different i think because i don't know how comparable mine will be to anybody else's there was a guy we did it with and he first of all he was hurling the for five hours and it was so frightening every time it was like a monster in the hallway Just a nasty-ass vomit sound? It was just like... It was so scary. And it was echoey. It was just frightening. And he said he was literally vomiting up his self-hatred. Like he could see it. That's deep. So I don't know, y'all. That sounds cool. I don't know. Jason's like, let's do it. Yeah, I'm ready. i don't know so to each his own but um i survived and i thought i died are you gonna do it again i i just know i don't know i i don't think for a long time i didn't i it was fine what about what about other drugs you smoke weed yeah i was gonna ask though are you a drug user in general no i'm not really like i'm not like my mom's a pothead so to me weed is like whatever but i feel like i've tried everything

She's really cool. She like smokes. She don't like me cooking with a blunt in her mouth. I'm like. Damn. Deserve a TV show. Is she single? That's hot. Ew, stop. And yeah, so do you guys do drugs? Chris is a sober person, but he used to turn up with drugs. And I. Yeah. But we both grew up being like straight edge people. And then. Oh, were you into hardcore music? Yes, ma'am. Yes. Oh, my God, really? Is that something that you were also into? No, but I have friends. I have a friend that's in a hardcore band, and part of the people there were like, X. I'm like, who the fuck is double X? And it meant straight edge. Oh, cool. Maybe you need a new branding. Yeah, my friend is in this band called, what is it? Kid? Comeback Kid. Kid Cudi? Oh, they're pretty big, though. Yeah, Comeback Kid's a pretty big band. Really? In the hardcore world. I think so. Yeah, yeah. I'm out of the game. They're new age for us, but they're pretty big. So what are you guys into? Sick of it all? Your frame of reference is incredible and I respect it. Sick of it all. Bianca, you know some shit, don't you? Yo, I know so much shit. Is that your OCD where you're just kind of paying attention to all different kinds of little things and worlds? That would be ADD, thank you very much. Well, it could be both. Fine, could be. I just know, I don't know, when you grow up, like, I don't know, 90s kid, you just... Did you grow up in LA, LA? No, I've been to San Jose. 408 for the South Bay, which people are very rude about. Have you guys been to San Jose? Yeah, it's not the best. I don't think... Where is that again? I only went there one time. I went there one time. I was DJing, and it was in some not great club. I forgot what it was called. I think I stopped to have a sandwich there once, actually. I was blacked out.

It's a really dope place. What kind of stuff can you... I used to love going to San Francisco back in the 90s for turning up. 90s? How old are you? I'm 40. Oh. He looks it, too. That's why he got his camera off. He was like, uh-uh, nah, girl. I've been painting. When I was in high school, I would go to San Francisco and... do graffiti and shit and ride fixed gears, but I never really went to San Jose. I just assumed that was the Orange County of San Francisco. How dare you? We are the most, we are, yeah, it's a suburb, it's a valley, but it runs the entire fucking world, so. Wow, you really have a lot of hometown pride, and I'm from Atlanta, Georgia, which has literally given the world the insurmountable gifts. Bianca, it sounds like you got some Facebook stock that you're trying to bump up. Is your dad one of the first employees at Apple or something? You can be honest with us. No, but it's like, okay, this is what's from San Jose. Netflix, eBay, Facebook, Apple. I went to Cupertino High School. Bianca, I try to support local small businesses. You're talking about these big... Young Doug. Goody Mom. Yeah, you're from Atlanta Hills. Shut up. Look, I'm not Zone 6, but I'm not from the Hills. He's the fifth member of Dungeon Family. He's the dungeon. I bet I am the dungeon. I am not even honorary Dungeon Family, but I am connected. I could text someone right now that is a member of the Dungeon Family. We can all text someone that's impressive. Bianca, you could text me. You texted Andre Nicotina. Who do you got in the Rolodex? I could text. Let me see. We got E40? No. Okay, first of all, San Jose, the only place where E40 opens a club, the Ambassador's Lounge. Thank you. He didn't open it anywhere. I hate to do this. I hate to do this to you, but E40 sucks. No, Chris. What? Do not come for Big 40 like that. I'm sorry, guys.

Hold on. I'm trying to mute you. Remove. Report. I'm going to report you. Report him to the yay area. The yay area. Chris, it ain't sweet for you in the yay area. No, it is not. First of all, Mac Dre. I have a Mac Dre blanket. You said I have a Mac Dre blanket? Yeah. What's the problem with that? I think it's very cool. I think it's very cool, but I know Mac Dre and I know blankets, but I don't see them combined into one thing. Did you make it yourself? This seems like a custom one-off item. No, dude, they sell it at the Berry House of Flea Market. Damn, Urban Outfitters is different. Urban Outfitters is different in the gay area. Yeah, yeah. The Bed Bath & Beyond in Glendale doesn't have any Mac Dre collection. We got Martha Stewart. We got Kathy Ireland. We don't have any. We have no fizzle entertainment merchandise whatsoever. You got to save Armenia joints, though. That's true. We're out here grinding. We're out here grinding for our talk. No, okay, so San Jose, let's see. I'm trying to tell you the good things about San Jose, the Ambassador's Lounge. You needed a strap. Let me tell you, you couldn't go down there strapless. Okay, so you need to bring a gun and bottle service is recommended at the Ambassador. It closed. There's a little too much ruckus over there. Did you go there? Yeah, I had a fake ID. And I snuck in everywhere. Because we went to a lot of shows. There was such a large underground hip-hop presence in the Bay when I was a young teen. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Let's go ahead. Oh, let's do it. I know them all. Jurassic Five. Give us some bars. Oh, that's more mainstream. Let's go deep. So you are an integral part of the hyphy movement is what you're saying. No, pre-hyphy. Okay, so.

So name a bunch of people that Jason and I have never heard of. So my Andre Nicotino reference was more in line with what you're talking about? A little bit. Let's see. Who's from the Bay? It was a lot of... Fuck, now I'm on the spot. You're about to name five local bands that no one knows. It was a lot of... I don't know if they were local, but they were just there a lot. Who's typing? Do not Google. I'm just trying to help you out. Help me out. Tumex, but I think he's from LA. Tumex, bus driver. I'm friends with bus driver. Bianca, we've talked about this before. Would you consider yourself to be a Def Jux daddy then? Are you a Def Jux daddy? No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say I like all these people. Do you enjoy the music of Missa Fab? I'm a fan of Missa Fab. Answer the question, Bianca. Answer the question. No, I'm not. I'm not. Okay, but you're not doing a lot. You're willing to admit that you are beasting in the underground? No, I just, I have an older brother, and I would go with him to underground hip-hop shows. Did he make beats? So there was a lot going on. And you would fizz with him? This is before fizz. This is a pre-fizz. What does your brother do now? He's a journalist. That's cool. I'm not giving you his number. He's not coming on the pod. Oh, is it a journalist we know? No, no, no. He lived in China. He was a journalist there, and then he worked for CBS News. He's just a producer. Yeah, really cool. Love that. When you have an older brother or older sister, more you're predisposed to shit that the other the opposite like i watch wrestling i went to hip-hop shows like any guy shit i'm like into more just like if you guys did you guys have older sisters nope nope cool no but no no but i was but i was raised i was raised by women by my mom and my grandma so i have

Here we go. What's wrong with that? He loves to pull this one out. He loves to pull this one out. You don't understand. I was raised by women. That made me more in line with things like, you know, I can get my little quilt on. I can do some sewing. You know, baking and cooking. That's what I picked up instead of like, you know, motorcycle maintenance. Well, how come I didn't pick up anything? Chris picked up the pen and the pad and just hit the booth. You know what I'm saying? Oh, wait. Chris, are you a former rapper? He's a member of the Lyricist Lounge, sure. I'm sick with the pen, but unfortunately it's not lyrical miracle. He's nice with it, but the only thing he does now are like gymnastic style Olympic ring workouts and a lot of tweets, you know? You guys do sound like former underground white rappers sometimes. Damn, Jason will take that as a compliment because he still bangs Cannibal Ox in the Tesla. Cannibal Ox? No, no. Vast air? I only represent the graffiti side of the five elements of hip-hop. Five elements? I do not breakdance. I am not a rapper. You can't windmill? I cannot. I have a nice little two-step and that's about where it ends. You do have a nice little two-step. I agree. Unfortunately, since Jason has retired from the EDM community, we don't get to see his two-step quite as often as we would like on this side. We need those clubs to open back up so I can get my... We need the clubs. What are your favorite LA night spots that you're missing right now? You were mentioning being an LA club goer. I'm just wondering if our paths crossed. Have you seen them big jeans on the wheels of steel? I think I have. At one point, it was a very small community of people going out to the same thing. Maybe you've seen his father before, Stevie Oki. Yeah. Is that your father? He's my biological father.

Wait, Nate, tell me places you DJed in LTV. Old school ones. I like the throwback. Well, I used to do a party at a club called Cinespace for many years on Tuesdays. So that's where I was at. But I mean, literally every single club in L.A. I probably played at. I played at the Grover all the time. You know, all that shit. Back when it was at, like, Davey Wayne's? Yeah, back at Cranes. But, I mean, even, like, way back at, like, Beauty Bar and shit, like, way back in the day, you know? Oh, yeah. You wasn't there. I was DJing off a fucking iPod. You wasn't there when TJ was going back-to-back with DJ AM at LAX. I was in LAX? Yes, I was at LAX. Ew. I'm just kidding. I know, I know. We may have done a bump together. Who knows? Fist bump. And I used to do, you know, remember they used to do this thing in Venice. It was the MP3 battle. Yes, I do. Damn, I forgot about that. Holy shit. Oh yeah, see, look. It's coming back. It's all coming back. I used to be at the, that was actually a fun party. Damn, I totally remember that. And then like randomly, what's his face from the Black Eyed Peas was always there. That's Jason's boy. I mean, the amount of times... Will.i.am. Yeah, I've had to DJ with Will.i.am so many times over the years. He was just randomly at these, like, rinky-dink parties. He just wanted to show up and just turn up with his big, weird MP3 controller and, like, his assistant would come and plug it all in for him. Totally. How bad is he as a DJ? I miss Will.i.am. How bad is he as a DJ? Is it worse or better than his eyewear line? It is better than his eyewear line. But Will.i.am was always nice to me. I always remembered I would see him. He's nice. I would be like at a random party or something like that. And he would come up to me and say hi. And I was like, wow, Will.i.am, you didn't have to do that. I'm surprised you even remember me. How funny that where the Black Eyed Peas started. Remember that song People Falling Up? Yeah, I mean. And all of a sudden it was like, do you feel it?

Yeah, I mean, my mid to late 90s graph anthems, the first... Wait, did you really do graffiti? Yeah, I would drive to the freight train yard and I would listen to the first Black Eyed Peas album and I would get in the mood to smoke a little L and paint some bad graffiti. Did you ever watch The Box? Not really. What is the box? That's the Roddy Ricch song. You don't know, not really. You don't know what the box is? Did you not have the box in LA? I'm from Atlanta. Was that like a BET show? Ew, that's rude. No, it's not. Why did you assume BET? I don't know. Yeah, Jason. What about CMT? What about CMT? Actually, I watch CMT because that's my real culture, but no one else in this conversation does. Okay, fine. Don't call me that. Bianca definitely bumped some Rascal Flatts in the whip from time to time. Ew. Maybe Cherry Poppin' Daddies. That country? What's wrong with you? Of all the bands to name, you threw a... What a sick... She said Cherry Poppin' Daddies. I'm turning on the camera for this one to give you a... What did I do? Wait, who sang that song that goes like, it's been one week since I looked at me. Bare naked ladies. Bare naked. They're good too. Damn, Bianca, you have some questionable taste in white people music. Yeah, you got, somebody fucked you up. Somebody turned you into some bad shit. I had the flipper soundtrack, okay? They're all on. This might be the ayahuasca happening. This might be the ayahuasca right now. Am I still in ayahuasca? You didn't have a dorky white boyfriend in high school or something that put you on to Bare Naked Ladies and Dave Matthews? Are you sure you didn't? They weren't dorky. Were you smoking on that Jason Mraz? What were you doing back then? Ew! No! She definitely was smoking on that Mraz. You mean like, and I drew in a face and I laughed. Were you gone off that Cabrera?

I was going off the Cabrera. Really? How old are you? 38. Chris? Yeah, I'm 38. Cabrera's my guy, though. Cabrera's one of my contemporaries. Really? The hair? I mean, I'm not talking about the hair. I'm just saying I was around. Look, who didn't have bad hair back then? Ryan's hair probably looks fine now. And I was flirting with Hollywood at the time, so Cabrera and I... I might have been, you know what I'm saying? But Cabrera and I ran in similar circles. You know what I mean? Jason knows. Jason, tell her. Yeah, that's true. Tell me. Jason, don't send him to tell me. Yeah, that's his day one man's. I wish. He just got engaged to someone. I think he, oh, Ryan Cabrera got engaged to a female professional wrestler, actually. Sorry, do you really know him? Why do you know so much about him? I know so much about any. If you want to talk about any celebrity, I probably know that much about them. I actually have met Ryan Cabrera. I don't know him, though. I wouldn't say I could bang his line. Okay. Any celebrity? Well, I mean, cool ones or bad ones. Okay. Oh, what's his name? Danny Bonaduce. That's not a good one. That's stupid. You said a bad one. Bianca, name somebody who's had something happen to them in the last 20 years. Yeah, don't. That any website might talk about. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. How about 20 years? Oh, Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne? Lil Wayne about to go to jail for 10 years because Donald Trump didn't win, so now he's about to go to jail. Yeah, you know, I heard. I heard. I don't know if you heard this, Bianca. Maybe I don't know if you're like an insider or whatever. Oh, I love it. I love church talk. Come on. Are you ready for young hula baby talk? Since you rub elbows with all these major A-list celebrities, maybe you know, but Lil Wayne was going to go to jail for transporting drugs on a private plane. And instead, he was offered a chance to endorse Donald Trump and the charges would be expunged. And that's why he did it. And I've heard this from a pretty good source because I also have connections on the ground at TSA, at private airports. Yeah, I also knew that because it was on the news.

That was not on the news, Jason. I didn't hear about that. Is that what happened to Lil Pump, too? No, Lil Pump's just stupid. Lil Wayne, also his girlfriend, broke up with him when he started capping for Trumpito. Oh, wait, the Latina. She was a model, I believe. Maybe an actress. I think she was on Grey's Anatomy, you guys. No, she was not. Lil Wayne was not dating somebody who was on Grey's Anatomy. You're out of your fucking mind. Lil Wayne was not busting down Ellen Pompeo. Don't get it twisted. Lil Wayne girlfriend Latin. This is a Samsung commercial. Yeah, you're not using our platform to make money for yourself. That's not what we do here. It's iridescent. It has an iridescent case. I don't know what that word means. How do you spell that? Exactly. Her name is Denise. Her name... She ain't Latinx if her name Denise. She might be a Latinx, no? She might. No, she has... The last name is B-I-D-O-T. What'd you call me? B-I-D-O? Bidot? Bidot? Bidot. Bidot? Don't call me Bidot. No, that's not a Latin... No, if you Google her name, her Google description says Denise M... Bido is an American plus-size fashion model. That's her only descriptor. Do not do that. She's worked with Nordstrom's Forever 21 and Target. So sit the fuck down. That's actually pretty good. That's blue chip. That's clients. You know what I'm saying? Also, she's 5'11". And Lil Wayne, I know, he has to be 6 to 7 inches shorter than her. Wait, would you guys ever date? How tall are you guys? I forgot. I'm 6'9". He's 6'4". You're not 6'9". Deadass. Yeah, he is. You're 6'9"? Yeah. No, you're not. Really? Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's fucked up. Have you been studied by science? I mean, did they study Blake Griffin? Because, you know, him and I are about the same body size, shape, muscular capacity. You're 6'9"? Yeah. Blake Griffin's funnier than you, though, TJ.

God damn it. Wait, how do you fly? Private. He gets on the plane. He's like, I bring my AK-47. We charter. Well, sometimes either we use Diplo's plane or Drake sends the plane for us. It just depends on what we're doing. Yeah, I mean. Did he send you that headboard? You know, that's not the first time somebody came for Chris's headboard. What was the other? What do they say? Bling, bling. This is not my headboard. This is at an undisclosed location that's a hotel, so don't come for me. Ew, you're in a hotel. Chris, what did they describe your headboard as, though? It was really funny. I know. I don't remember who it was. It was pretty recently, though. Yeah, it was. We already forgot. It's very HomeGoods. It's very HomeGoods. I won't show you the pool, you know what I'm saying, because that looks a little different than the headboard. Thank you. Maybe that's different. Let me show you that. I got a flat screen, too, if you want to see it. It does have a HomeGoods cost-plus world market head-ass headboard over here. Yes, it is. I've never been to HomeGoods. HomeGoods is some L.A. shit. Maybe it's Ashley's furniture. Ashley's. I actually think that's what somebody said. I'm not kidding. I think that's what somebody said. Who was that? Ashley was in this. That shit was in The Price is Right, you know, the end where it's like showcase number one. Always Ashley's furniture. Yeah, when they see that headboard, it's a very light, polite clap. Nobody's jumping up and down when they get the headboard. There's live, laugh, love in about six feet. No, nobody's not. There's a live, laugh, love. No. Where's the live, laugh, love? No, I mean, my mom has that in the crib for sure. That's my culture. You know what I mean? Are you in Atlanta? No, that's a palm tree. No, I'm in LA. Where the fuck do you live? Don't worry about where I live. Don't worry about it. I've told you. I put Jason on my back and I'm taking us to the top of this little podcast shit. Okay, I'm going to come to new podcast. Hey! And starring me. How do you know Neil? Yes, I worked at the comedy store. I cocktailed for a long time.

We call it the store on this show. Yeah, wow. I didn't know. Oh, you're deeply embedded in the failing comedy community. I didn't realize that. Oh, yeah. Failing and successful. That sounded not as cool as I wanted to. Failing but also not failing. And successing. Yeah, I wanted to do the same thing. Okay, go ahead. I bet you've seen some wild shit then in your time at the store. Well, because I worked at a comedy club. It's a black comedy club because there's a difference. It's called the Comedy Union. It is on Pico next to Roscoe's. And I worked there for a few years. And then I was like, let me go make a little more money. Did you want to do, did you want to be involved in comedy though or was it like a job? No, it was just really easy because I'm an actress and I like just worked for so long and it was easy to, they're very sympathetic when you book something, when you work it. Whereas if you worked at Maestro's, they're like, you know, I have to be like, how's the sea bass? And then it's like, you're leaving on Tuesday? Like, oh, yeah, to do something fucking else? Yeah. Or if you worked at one of those failing San Jose startups, they wouldn't be so accommodating. Where's Jason Stewart? Blank, three, two, three, blank, blank, blank, blank. Do not mute me. Do not mute her. Where are you from? I'm from Orange County. Because I'll dox you. I have your number. What part of Orange County? Huntington Beach. Ever heard of it? Garbage Grove. Damn. I call it Garbage Grove too. I know because I used to love Sublime. They're demo. John won't pay the bills. John won't pay the bills. Bianca is RIP Bradley Hive. Let's go. Oh, that's so funny. That's so funny. We do a Twitch show live every Friday, and Jason showed up with a... That's so technical. We don't do the technical part. Jason showed up with a six-pack of Sublime branded IPA beers to suck down during the broadcast, and I almost quit on the spot. Dude, it was a bridge too far. I got faded for Bradley every time, man. I know, my friend.

My friend is obsessed with his algo, and I wanted to play some of his alarm. He's like, dude, you're going to fuck up my algorithm. I'm on a road trip. No, when you use somebody else's Spotify and you're going to do some joke plays, you've got to sign out and sign back in. Because it will fuck up the algo. Jason's new releases are going to be fucked up, and we can't have that. We can't have that. Wait, so you're from Huntington Beach, Trump country? I'm from Huntington, bro. I invented Trump. You did. He came out your... No, I left Orange County and moved up to L.A. as soon as I was physically and financially able to. He left physically, but mentally he is still there. You're still there. Red state. Red heart. Yeah, damn right, brother. I mean, Huntington Beach has changed a lot since I... I got... But it's changed a lot since I've left. but I probably moved out 15 years ago. Has Cunnington Beach, a conservative Republican place, changed a lot? It has. He's saying it's gotten more extreme. I'm saying it's always been like that, but in the last five years, it's accelerated exponentially. Did you go back? Is that where Moms is at? Yeah. I'll go back and visit Moms. Regularly. It's like a 45-minute drive. We'll be hitting the mall. We hit South Coast. It ain't nothing for me to hit the 405 South. I love it. They have great strip malls, and they have good food. South Coast is one of the greatest places in America. Garbage Grove has some of the finest Vietnamese food in all of America. Yeah, Shoe City. You guys have a Shoe City out there. What is that? We do. In Huntington, Shoe City. Who are you having relations with in Huntington Beach? I know you're not just going there for fun. I've been everywhere here west of the Mississippi. You got heads in Huntington is what you're saying. I got friends. Yeah, homies. So what's next for you, Bianca? What's next for you? What's going on with the pod? What's going on with the career, the future, the life?

Well, it's all a little contingent. Everything's on a pause. So what's next is hopefully a vaccine. So you're developing it yourself? Yeah, it's like everybody. It's like, what's that you claim? Pfizer, Moderna. So are you drooling, Chris? Are you drooling? No, I mean, yeah, when I think about it. When I think about the vaccine, I'm feeling dry. I'm feeling dry. You're like, damn that vaccine. I can't wait for that. Chris is COVID acting up. Don't pay him any mind. Wait, so you don't like Cali? Don't you live here? No, I live in New York. I'm just here. I've just been here for a while. What the fuck are you doing here? He's here to spread. Jason and I have a media empire that's growing in an extreme clip, and I need to be here to manage that. He was displaced. He came here when the coronavirus began, and he's been here for like six months, but he's about to go back. He's a refugee? He's a refugee. The welcoming arms of Los Feliz has taken him in to shelter from the storm. I'm getting closer to that dox, baby. I actually think I know where you are. Damn. I actually think I know where you are. Hold on. Bianca, you were joking before, but now I kind of believe that you are a dead ass, a doxer. I am. I am. Damn. Can I only dox racists online? I'll be like, I'll find you, you motherfucker. So you are in a place in Los Feliz with a pool. Uh-oh. Are you, and it's a boutique hotel. Uh-oh. I wouldn't call it a boutique hotel. I would call it more of an extended stay residences. He's trying to tick you off the hunt. Don't fall for it, Bianca. I'm not going to fall for that red herring. Let's continue this off pod. He's like, it's more of a mobile home community than anything.

So it's small, like small, small, small. I don't even know if there's an address, really, you know? He's staying at Aziz's house right now while he's... Oh, shit. No, I'm just kidding. Okay, so I don't know, but we're friends with Billionaire. He's a friend of the show. And he has a biotech firm. And in my head, I'm like, send us... Oh, you think you might get the vaccine pluggy before other people do? I might, but I won't say anything because then you get the shame. What's the fun of having the vaccine if you can't tell the world? Do you know what I mean? Oh, I just mean I wouldn't say it on the podcast. I just feel like... Yeah, it's like when people send me clothing before it's out, if I don't post it, it's like, what's the point? Oh, yeah. When people send you things, it's like homework. Now I got to do a post. Like when Samsung sent you that phone, I'm sure you had to post that. I mean, his name was Sam. First of all, my phone's so good. Is Sam still paying for the Boost Mobile monthly? Or has it transferred over? You know what? You and your sidekick need to pipe down, okay? I had the first sidekick when you were probably still on a little flip phone, your little budget Nokia. So don't come for us. And don't worry. His sidekick, the bezel was iced out. You know I had the Dwayne Wade special edition sidekick with NBA basketball leather? You already know. You already know. You know what? I feel like you go two ways like Skytel Paige. Chris is open. He's wide open. He's wide open like the Nokia 7000 series. All right, Bianca. We unfortunately have to wrap it up. You guys, no, man. You're not leaving the party, man. We just got started. I know the second pill is kicking in, but you're going to have to go on this journey alone. This might be the longest podcast we've ever done.

No, not the podcast itself, but the entire time spent. We had some off time, but the show itself is a normal length. The process was the extend out. I wanted the long length. Give me the long one. Let's do an after show. You guys, meet us on Twitch for the after show. Okay, cool. Follow along on bravo.tv. I wish. God, if this is on Bravo, oh my God. Oh my God. Are you a Bravo fan? Yeah. I'm the biggest Bravo fan. I'm on the Reddit. It's so bad. Well, now we have something to talk about for the next time you're on the show. All right, just remember. Because Big CB is below deck. most hours. Oh, my God. I constantly watch Below Deck. Did you watch the last one with Captain Sandy? No, I haven't been. I don't love Captain Sandy, to be honest. She's like, do your food. Cook your food. Do your food. Do your food? No, Hannah, no. Because the chef was like fucking up and she's like. No, do your food, Hannah. Do it. It's very, okay. I watched too much. Okay, anyways, we're good. Wait, can we end it? Not on that note. Let's do something else. Do a thing. Yeah, well, Bianca, where can they find you on the World Wide Web? Yeah, plug yourself. Okay, so my Instagram is IFUXWITBianca, so F-U-X-W-I-T Bianca, because I'm from the Bay, and we say funny things. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah. And so this isn't a video podcast, right? No. No. It's MP3 only. We only do MP3s. Like you said, I get to bill you for hair and makeup. I was promised. Like you said. Yeah, I don't remember that part for sure. It wasn't you. There's two people on this podcast. I felt bad because I was like, damn, the visual that Bianca has going on, she has the lighting, the backdrop.

You know, the eyebrows are on fleek, et cetera, et cetera. And I was like, oh, just to let you know, this isn't audio only, but we will reimburse you for having that. You guys just want to do video? If you could send the nail tech over here, I need a little pedicure. So now that she's done with you, you could send it over. Okay, fine. So Instagram and then my podcast I do with Neil Brennan is called How Neil Feel. And my nickname is Binky, so. How many will feel, but really, what, binky thinky? So I'm there too in spirit, but most people. Whoa. Chris. Wow. Well, I'm sure all of binky. I'm about to knock on Chris's door. Be like, what's up? I found your ass. And hopefully this would be a good pod. You know, there's probably a section of, you know, hundreds of white bros out there who listen to both podcasts and when they see your name appear. on the apple or the spotify they're gonna be like wait a minute my worlds are colliding so it's gonna throw them for a fucking loop bro so yeah you know we can take some of your listeners you can take some of our listeners and that's what podcasting is all about am i right great am i right let's do it let's root and toot and do it well thanks bianca god bless you i appreciate you taking the time to pod god bless me you guys and god bless you guys have a nice thanksgiving you guys staying put or you're being irresponsible traveling Both. No, we'll be here. Don't worry. You know we're going to spread a little bit. All right. Spread that cream cheese. All right. We'll talk to you later. Thank you. I'm going to spread it like a turkey's booty hole with the stuffy going in. Bye. That's the end.